Footy update

Hi Miss Byrne, sounds like you're having a ball over there. Speaking of balls (cos I know you're fond of them), here's a footy update (you asked me to keep you appraised of the Ireland results/fixtures). We drew 1-1 with Norway on Wednesday. Robbie Keane scored for us 1st half and they equalised after an hour. We played well but it pissed rain in the 2nd half and no good football could be played. On September 6th we play Georgia away in a qualifier, K.O. is 17:00 Irish time. This however could change as there is the small matter of the Russians invading the country, shooting everyone and bombing the shit out of the place. A neutral venue has been mooted but a final decision will be made next week. On September 10th we play Montenegro away, K.O. at 18:00 Irish time. So there you go, get down the launderette and make sure your lucky green knickers are clean for those games and hopefully you'll find a bar with Sky/Setanta. Enjoy!